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I have this mental image of what happened last night. It’s Celebrity Guest Host Andy Berg and Lewis, the man who is author of several volumes of slash fiction about the Charmin bears and Google android, holding the lifeless body of Trivia. I also have two possible paths for the dialogue to follow. At first, I was sure they would just hold the corpse, cold with algor mortis but not yet stiffened with the rigor, and say “Dear god, what have we done? WHAT HAVE WE DONE?”

In the second option Andy and Lewis are raccoons holding Trivia in their little creeper paws and saying, “Please. My wife. She’s very sick.”

I’ll let you choose the direction you want to go, but the the thing to know is this week is a killer. Just look at those Up & Under Scores. Shiva Kamini and Los Whispering Goat Whores both put up 45 points and tied for last place. 3 Guys on a Fact Hunt snatched third with 51 points. While Who Pooped in the Pool took second with 52. This is the first time Who Pooped… has been on the podium since a fourth team showed up. And Trivia Newton John won with just 54 points.

Nine points are all that seperated last place from the top spot. That is some real high floor, low ceiling, Being John Malkovich shit right there. I can’t wait to see what happens at Glass Nickel on Thursday.

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