Category Archive: Results

The Final Flight of The Falcon

  You know what they say, “what happens at the Polish Falcon, stays at the Polish Falcon, mostly because reliable sources of electricity and communication are spotty in Riverwest.” Unless, of course, what we’re talking about is Trivia scores. Nothing gets leaked as much as trivia scores, maybe a Beyonce album. Anyway, Polish Falcon part …

Continue reading »

The Glass Nickel Winter League Banger

Here’s what we knew was going to happen last night: Neal of Fortune was going to win. They’ve had this thing wrapped since Labor Day. But there were so many things we didn’t expect: Who knew Neal of Fortune would also BRING prizes? Not me. But Alex showed up with Film Festival tickets for everyone. …

Continue reading »

Number Eight Seed, But Number One in Our Hearts

The good news is, the brutality that was trivia this week is done. The bad news is, it never gets any easier. And that’s not to say all the teams didn’t didn’t lay it on the line this week. Sure no one did well, and Madison had some particularly poor scores, and I think this …

Continue reading »

The Catch Up

Right now you’re probably thinking, “Trivia post on a Monday. WTF?” Well believe it or not, I occasionally I have to earn a few loonies flexing my power of persuasion and marketing genius. Friday was just one of those days. So here I am now. Okay, the catch up. Thursday night at Glass Nickel was …

Continue reading »

IT ALL COMES BACK TO ROBOTS

I’m not sure how to talk about what happened last night. I wouldn’t call it an act of violence in the traditional sense. I don’t think it was malicious. And I won’t call it a hate crime, which would imply Neal of Fortune feels anything. No no. You see last, Neal of Fortune proved themselves …

Continue reading »

The Rise of Tunnel Snakes

You know, as a trivia host and the primary p/recappist people always often as ask me, “Do you have a favorite team?” And, “I heard the sex parties at Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia Global Headquarters and Rap Emporium and Academy of Trivia Arts are fucking bonkers. Is that true?” To which I typically say, “I would …

Continue reading »

[To Be Read In Character]

NEWS FLASH! It seems telling teams in advance the Coen Brothers category is multiple choice will bring out all the doubles. But if we all get 30 points, no one gets 30 points. NEWS FLASH! Some people out there, not this trivia host, but some people out there, think Frank Lloyd Wright made dumb-ass houses. …

Continue reading »

Groundhog Day

Ahhhhh Groundhog Dog. One of the dump-ass pseudo-holidays we, as Americans, are forced to tolerate. With the onslaught of special reports on the Today show, or whatever garbage you watch in the morning. “If the groundhog sees its shadow there are only six more weeks until spring. If not, good news! There are only 42 …

Continue reading »

Future Scholars and Pornography

In 1000 years, when scholars are studying the score sheets of Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia, someone will look at the January 26, 2017 show and think, “My God, can you believe they could get 40 people in one room answering these kind of garbage questions?” Of course, this will never be spoken aloud. Following the singularity, …

Continue reading »

Like a Hologram of Princess Leia

Imagine it, projected from a R2-series astromech droid, and the hologram Leia is saying, “Help us Madison Trivia, you’re our only hope.” I say that because we clearly can’t count on the Milwaukee teams to crush some trivia scores. I mean look what happened at The Up & Under on Tuesday night. Sure, the Moonbats …

Continue reading »

Older posts «