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Crowd Sourced Up In Here

What Up What Up, Milwaukee?

Now that I’ve properly greeted the city as a whole, I’d like to take it down a little bit. Imagine we are going from a full Odd Future jam to a Frank Ocean solo fuck track. Or, to make it something you might better understand, this is like the really quiet part of Blister in the Sun. This is when I get to tell the Company Brewing crowd, “This one’s for you, baby.”

Y’all got a crowd-sourced show popping off with some bruisers in the submitted categories department. Now, I know you came come here hoping I’d be dropping hints like,“Oh, the Reclusive Wankers submitted a Bamboo Harvester of Sorrow category, so did Tits & Jibbles, and so did the Chunnel Snakes.” I’m not gonna blow up some team’s spot like that. Plus, a crowd-sourced show that is all Bamboo Harvester variants is more of a Glass Nickel thing to do.

I will tell you that you’re staring down a whole heap of questions submitted by your competitors. But, you will have the old standards. Of course you’ll be seeing a Current Events, probably a WTF category and even a Mild Card. And maybe, just maybe, you’ll get to see a little something about the Life and Times of Garry Gengurch, but I don’t know what the fuck Nick has up his sleeve.

Now, we’re all starting to feel like the whispering part of Blister in the Sun has gone on too long. Certainly this can’t continue, yet the entire is venue is silent. All you hear is “…and I’m so strung out, I’m high as a kite, I just might…”

Then, from the back of the room, a voice lisps, “Ugh, I fucking get it Milwaukee, 1980s college rock for days. This band is 100% trash and they are certainly no Dead Milkmen.” Then a stool gets knocked over and the exit door is kicked open so the voice can leave.

It me. I’m that.

Be at Company Brewing tonight at 7pm. Bring a crew and your brains, Nick might even play some Violent Femmes.

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