Friday Flashback (To one week ago)

Oh man, we had some shit go down at trivia last night. There was a mercenary trivia player, who played under the name Trivia Mercenary.  There was also a new team who had no love for the Bamboo Harvester of Sorrow category, and there was the struggle-fest that was Good Enough’s game play.  

But before we get into any of that, we have to cover last week’s league finale. So hop into my time machine. Sorry, we’re all going to have to cram in. Unlike that Tardis-ass, police box bullshit, this isn’t bigger on the inside. Also, there aren’t enough seat belts to go around. Also, there is an unregistered handgun in the glove box. Also, these whips didn’t even come with cassette players. Anyway, get the keys to the DeLorean from Lauren at the office. Let’s go.

So last week, we were in the middle of a god damn shoot out. While drink tickets allowed some teams to show up  with metaphorical bazookas, The Spoony Bards were sitting on top with just water pistols. Sure, Rob probably his commemorative knife from The Mask starring Jim Carrey with the word “Smooooooookkkkkiinnn!” etched down the blade, and  “Vaccines? More like Whack-cines.–Jenny McCarthy” on the flip side, and I’m pretty sure Amanda had a set of brass knuckles and +3 for charisma, it’s only important to know the Spoony Bards used like six bonus points all season and we looking like the for-sure winners

Frankly, Spoony Bards had hands-down had one of the best league runs we’ve ever seen at Glass Nickel, but Neal of Fortune handed me a ziploc bag full of 67 drink tickets. And this wasn’t the first time they’ve done this in this league. Needless to say they snatched the win from the Spoony Bards at the last second. It was a crushing blow, but if I had to rank teams I would give both teams first place put Tunnel Snakes in a distant third.

The drink ticket scene got a little out of hand. Team Drinks Tickets actually only answered one question correctly throughout the entire league and still got fourth place. They were topped by Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot & Prongs ended up in third without much help from drink tickets. And finally I was specifically told mention Good Enough, who dropped a stack of tickets on me. When I asked how many, I was told 69 and replied with “Nice” because I know some memes.

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