Letting the Smoke Clear

And just like that another week creeps up on all of us Trivia aficionados. And much like those aficionados over at Cigar Aficionado magazine, I can only assume we’re sitting around with smug-as-fuck looks on our faces, puffing on our favorite Cuban robusto, the Hoyo de Monterrey No. 2, and pronouncing Havana with a real hard B.

So once the smoke clears, it’s going to be time for another thrilling round of Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia at Company Brewing. We’ll see how the show goes this week. I suspect the 62 points Nervous and In a Rush put up last week would be a lot more valuable this time around. The same goes for The Halloweiners who had 78 points and Skeletori Amos who put up 84 AND instantly rocketed themselves into the top ten trivia names of all time. Best Loss Ever seemed a little cocky with their 88 points, I mean, it wasn’t even really a loss. It wasn’t even a bad score. Reclusive Wankers put up 96 points for third place. While Butthole in One Night Standing Rock Lobster Rolling Rocky Horror Picture Show nabbed second place with 100. Then, it was Das Tunnelsnakes who took home the win with 103.

Though I think their win is disputable as last Sunday, Katy held a knife to my throat and demanded answers or promised to paint the sand red. Additional information: We were at a sand volleyball court. Extra Additional Information: I gave her fake answers. Added Extra Additional Information: The joke was on her as I had already cut my wrists and was bleeding out anyway.

Well, whatever. Das Tunnelsnakes will certainly be on hand to defend their top spot tonight. Nick will be there. The Company Brewing staff will be there. Food and drinks will be readily available. And 50 brutal questions will be dropped on you. There will be questions about Disney Princesses. We’ll fill the October Spooooooky Slot with a category about Cryptids. And to fill the Old White Man slot, we’ll be asking questions about David Fincher. To show off your intellect all you have to do is be there at 7pm. See you then.

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