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Milky Days

Welcome back, trivia players! I assume right about now you’re slowly sliding back into the work. Maybe you’re still standing around a co-worker’s desk making jokes about how you put on a few pounds drinking so much milk over Thanksgiving, but it’s okay because your wallet got a little lighter after all those killer Black Metal Friday purchases.

Oh, I bet that one got a nice office chuckle. But unless you picked the Slabdragger/Wren split release, Mothers of Beef and the Magic of Invention, black metal covers of Frank Zappa and Captain Beefheart jams, I don’t want to hear it. Sit down and have another glass of milk, you holiday basics.  

See there will be no niceties and gentle re-entries into the world of trivia. No way. Nick has 50 ICBMs (Inquiries Chosen to Blow Minds) ready to be deployed tonight. I’ve already approached the Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia Control Panel, located inside the Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia Hugo Chavez Memorial Control Room, here at Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia Global Headquarters and Rap Emporium. Once Nick confirms my launch sequence, we’ll start dropping these worthless-knowledge bombs.

If you want to see the intellectual wreckage, I suggest getting yourself to Company Brewing in Riverwest tonight. And if you want to come prepared, I suggest you look into things like NYSE Stock Tickers, the oeuvre of Bill Murray and Lego MiniFigs. Hopefully those clues will help, but let’s be honest, we’re all in for a rough one.

Anyway, the show starts to 7pm. See you there.

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