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Six Days Deep into February

Oh these February Doldrums. How many days has it been now since you were last outside for more than a minute? Four or five days? Maybe six? Does it even matter when the outside world is dead and frozen and the calendar lies to you because certainly February is the longest month?

Your best hope for survival is to get out of the house and down to a local watering hole. Shift your imagery now from the frozen Wisconsin winter and picture a literal watering hole on the Serengeti. Wildebeests stacked three deep looking to get that sip-sip. A few gazelles just over here doing those crazy hops. Maybe perhaps a rockadile or hiphopopotamus. A flock of dikdiks flying over head. The whole cast of The Lion King is getting down with some H2O, when your trivia host shows up, totally a giraffe.

That’s exactly how it’s going to happen tonight at Up & Under. Tonight’s questions are coming at you compliments of Lewis, a giraffe who was expelled in 5th grade for making a replica of H.H. Holmes Murder Castle with working gas valves and sub-basement room full of hungry rats. He’s going to be cover such topics as Sports Cars, The Seven Wonders of the World, and the History of the DSM.

If you think tonight is your night to shine. I suggest getting to the on Brady Street in Milwaukee tonight. The show starts at 7pm. See you there.

Also, dikdiks aren’t birds.

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