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Still Lifes

Oh man, I bet you guys all thought I was gone. Done-zo. Taken out by the man for blowing the lid off the Big Trivia conspiracy.

Well, that is not the case. The real story is that my entire house has been on lock-down for some serious influenza contamination. It looks like that scene in E.T. where the entire house is wrapped in a bubble and Elliot’s mom yells to him, “Don’t forget to suit up and wear a gas mask before you go see E.T., The Extraterrestrial.”  

But we’re back. And this week we have an exciting series of questions. First off, we’re going to be discussing National Monuments. We’ll also be covering fruits in their natural habitat. We’re talking about on the trees. Not splayed out on some table, maybe in a basket, maybe not, but certainly lit with an overly dramatic sunbeam.

Get the fuck outta here with your Caravaggio still lifes. Baroque trash. Unless you want to talk about Judith Beheading Holofernes, because that image is gnarly. And it’s featured on a few tees in the new FUCT line. Oh what, you’re going to tell me you didn’t blow your Black Friday budget on the new collection. Listen, players, it’s just Monday. I bet you can still get the hottest pieces in like a small, or triple ex el.

Okay, we got off the rails there a little bit. Just remember, we’ve got National Monuments, Fruits (not talking about Still Life with Apples by Paul Cézanne, or Still Life with Apples and Grapes by Claude Monet or even Still Life with Apples, Pears, Lemons and Grapes by V Van G), and we’ll also be discussing American Vandal, so maybe watch that before tonight’s show.

Speaking of which, Nick holding it down at Company Brewing tonight. And just like every Monday, there will be food, there will be drinks and there will be good times. And you better believe each part of that equation earns top scores on several social media apps and reviewing platforms. If you want to get in on it, all you need to do is be there. The show starts at 7pm.

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