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The Current Outgoing Message at WHTGHQ

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¡Gracias! Tack. Arrigato. Enkosi. Gomabseubnida. Tuhāḍā dhanavāda. Thank you for calling Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia Global Headquarters and Nap Center.

Your interest in Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia and or Naps is important to us. Unfortunately, at this time we cannot take your call as we are firing roman candles from our balcony trying to hit the statue of Lewis Carroll, the father of trivia and skilled napper, we had erected in the garden. Please note the 2 inscriptions at the base of the statue. The first reads “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” And the second, just below the first, “You think you can fill my mouth?”

It’s a beautiful statue.

If your call is urgent, please hang up and reconsider what you value in life. If you still feel the need to get your message to us, please text or email. If you are calling to inform me of the extended warranty options for my vehicle, I politely invite you to quit your job and find something better to do with your time.

Lastly, if you are calling with the hope we will give you any answers regarding tonight’s trivia shows at The Winchester in Milwaukee or Glass Nickel Pizza on Atwood in Madison, you are certainly delusional. Though, I should tell you both shows start at 7pm. Get your friends and enemies together, and come have some fun.

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