We Can’t Crowd-Source All The Time

It bums me out that I can’t be at the Company Brewing shows. Not because I think they’re better. Trust me, Madison is still the number one trivia show in the Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia empire, based on a survey of Madison trivia hosts. But it would be cool to see the people who come up with names like Akira Kurosawazzup.

Sure, they only scored 70 points and sputtered out in second place, but that name is #1 in my book of team names. I keep that book right here on my desk. It’s titled Dope Ass Team Names That You Simps Can’t Even Fuck With. It’s probably a NYT #1 Bestseller. They were bested by S&M&Ms. Another fine name, but one we’ve seen before. Best Simpsons Cameo Ever nabbed the third place spot with 60 points and Scrambled Eggs put 55 points in the spreadsheet.

Yo, Soy Team Names are Hard scored 54 and 3 Guys on a Fact Hunt ended the night with 48. When Life Gives You Cthululemons You Make Cthululemonade had more letters in their team name than they did points at the end of the night. And, as any fan of 2000s Minneapolis indie rap will tell you, When Life Gives you Cthululemons, Paint That Shit Gold.

There’s a Tunnelsnake in my Boot ended the night with 45 points. Which is last place and exactly where Tunnelsnakes belong.

Tonight we move the show down to Brady Street at the Up & Under. Lewis, a man who refuses to concede and is demanding every vote be counted in his run for A Real Freaky-Deaky, is going to be tossing out 50 questions on hot topics such as Scientology, Cocktails and Even More Talk About Mascots.

And since none of the CoBrew teams have seen these questions, they could slide on down, and double up on trivia this week. If they choose to do so, all they have to do is be there at 7pm. See you there.


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